This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with offers for viagra. How am I supposed to filter all this garbage? It's making me nuts.
- My only wish is to get a real email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some more info random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your pointless offers for things I don't even want. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- You've been warned.
Make This Spam Stop You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm fed up with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Get lost
- I'm not interested
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your final warning to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Yeah, right.
Seriously With Your Spammy Emails
You think you're so slick, sending out your garbage to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, moron? I give a damn for your hoax. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Messages
- I have no time
- Get a real job or go outside already.